FW: Humour-Thought you could use a laugh

[tony harrigan]

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Little Johnny the Baptist 

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed Him "playing church" with
their cat.   
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. 
She smiled and went about her work. 
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open
window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. 
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!" 
Johnny looked up at her and said, 
"He should have thought about that before he joined my church." 



 Smile, it gives your face something to do.......

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And one more to go.                     

A  woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services,
when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of
robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' 

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done. 
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.' 
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!' 
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today ! 

  
  


 

 

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