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Little John</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;color:#1F497D'>ny</span><span
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He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.</span> <span
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She smiled and went about her work.</span> <span style='color:navy'><br>
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open
window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.</span> <span
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She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of
water!"</span> <span style='color:navy'><br>
Johnny looked up at her and said,</span> <span style='color:navy'><br>
"He should have thought about that before he joined my church."</span>
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</span> <span style='color:navy'>Smile, it gives your face something
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A</span>nd one more to go<span style='color:navy'>…</span>
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A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' <br>
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The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done. <br>
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
you.' <br>
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!' <br>
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